Ruin a Wish!

[Crowsia]

While we wait for our orders to be finished, or in the case of artists for our Adobe PS to unfreeze and start working (oh, that's just me?), thought I'd start a nice game of Ruin a Wish!

In this game, the first person to post makes a wish, and the next person grants it. Only the result won't be a wish come true, but terribly twisted! Then that player will make their own wish, and so on.

Example:

Player 1: I wish for cookies.
Player 2: Granted, but the cookies are moldy. I wish for snow.


That simple.

I wish for my computer to stop its crashing!

[[Pideaux]]

Granted! It crashes a final time only to never turn back on again.

I wish milk would restock itself in my fridge.

[.Dream.Away.]

Granted but the milk is lumpy and mouldy.

I wish for warmer weather.

[Crowsia]

(Mah computer! :C)


Granted! The weather becomes so warm that glass starts melting.

I wish for the dishes to wash themselves, the darn things.

[Pyrite]

Wish granted, but the dishes wash themselves even as you eat from them. Like, ew...

I wish I had a tablet.

[Amber]

Granted but no matter what you try to draw on there, cephalic symbols show up on your screen XD

I wish driving in the dark did not hurt my eyes so much XC

[Jeri Cherry]

Granted, but your eyes start bleeding instead of hurting.

I wish I could meet a wolf.

[Pyrite]

Wish granted but it attacks you and you die.

I wish people would help me advertise this site! (hint hint)

[Jeri Cherry]

Granted, but your site is advertised so much that you can't keep track of it all and get angry forum owners telling you that you keep double advertising.

I wish could I draw like the famous artists on deviantart.

[Amber]

YOU can.. but your DA account gets spammed with little Noobs wanting you to draw them things... and you draw so much filling comish's that your hand falls off...

I wish.... I could ONLY hear music.. nothing else.

[Jeri Cherry]

Granted, but you become deaf from hearing so much music.

I wish I got all A's in school.

[ROMANCE]

Wish granted! But you got straight A's by doing nothing but studying and homework. You have no friends and no social life.

I wish I had a pegasus! :D

[Pyrite]

Wish granted! You have a pegasus, but only for a second. Then it flies off and you never see it again.

I wish I didn't have to do homework at all.

[Jeri Cherry]

Wish granted, but because you didn't practice, you became dumber than a wall lamp and can't get a good job because of your stupidity.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Blu]

Wish granted, but you'll suffer major mood swings because of it and your family and friends will do their best to avoid you. Life isn't so great now, is it??

I wish I had a record deal!