Ruin a Wish!

[Jeri Cherry]

Granted, but your record dealer works you to death. Literately.

I wish my wrist would stop hurting.

[ROMANCE]

Your wrist stopped hurting! But only because you amputated your hand first.

I wish I had more motivation to do homework.

[Jeri Cherry]

Wish granted, but you've become so focused on getting your homework done that you've forgotten to eat, sleep, bathe, or talk. You are now dead.

I wish I was a better teacher.

[Pandora]

Wish granted! Except now you're such a good teacher that within minutes of teaching someone they far surpass you in skill and you become obsolete.

I wish I could draw better.

[Jeri Cherry]

Granted, but you become so good that you develop Arthritis in your hands that's so bad that you can't use your hands anymore.

I wish I could find my Wii nunchuk. ;_;

[ROMANCE]

You found the nunchuk! :D
But unfortunately it was used for murder, so the police confiscate it as evidence. You never see it again.

I wish I knew what to wish for. D:

[Jeri Cherry]

You do! But it backfires on you, making you die.

I wish my skins would make themselves and I'd get all glory. ;_;